Showing posts with label Chi Sox blow goats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chi Sox blow goats. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2009

CHI Sox announcers need to fucking punch themselves in their respective faces.

Being the fact that I had my 3,000 dollar television stolen over the Christmas season, I don't watch the Jays on the tube very often. I watch them pixelated shit-style on my computer. That is my love for the Jays, I endure that kind of shit.

I use the term endure specifically on nights like tonight, when I am treated to the Chi Sox announcers. I have never listened to a bigger load of shit than this in a very long time.

They are crying over the first inning runs the Jays scored continuously. I feel like it is a pair of six year olds announcing, plotting the demise of the bully that stole their lunch money. I guess it is actually a pair of grown men being paid to announce a professional game of baseball, but it sure as fuck doesn't sound that way to me.

Two highlights from the 4th inning:

"You know that AJ won't let a ball get by him with a runner on 3rd". Next inning a semi-wild pitch gets by him for a Rolen score.

"Tallet's pitch count is getting high because he can't get a 1-2-3 inning". Next inning Tallet goes 1-2-3.

Fucking awesome. Way to go. Nothing like one-dimensional homer commentating.



Side note: Holy fuck the windy city is living up to its name out there!

Second side note: HOly shit the JAys have scored 6 runs in the time it took me to find the pictures for this post!