Friday, April 24, 2009

CHI Sox announcers need to fucking punch themselves in their respective faces.

Being the fact that I had my 3,000 dollar television stolen over the Christmas season, I don't watch the Jays on the tube very often. I watch them pixelated shit-style on my computer. That is my love for the Jays, I endure that kind of shit.

I use the term endure specifically on nights like tonight, when I am treated to the Chi Sox announcers. I have never listened to a bigger load of shit than this in a very long time.

They are crying over the first inning runs the Jays scored continuously. I feel like it is a pair of six year olds announcing, plotting the demise of the bully that stole their lunch money. I guess it is actually a pair of grown men being paid to announce a professional game of baseball, but it sure as fuck doesn't sound that way to me.

Two highlights from the 4th inning:

"You know that AJ won't let a ball get by him with a runner on 3rd". Next inning a semi-wild pitch gets by him for a Rolen score.

"Tallet's pitch count is getting high because he can't get a 1-2-3 inning". Next inning Tallet goes 1-2-3.

Fucking awesome. Way to go. Nothing like one-dimensional homer commentating.



Side note: Holy fuck the windy city is living up to its name out there!

Second side note: HOly shit the JAys have scored 6 runs in the time it took me to find the pictures for this post!

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